Sell more, improve your admin and sales processes. Get your website working for you – and more. Guaranteed.


It’s 2022. Nothing is the same. We can set up online shops overnight and still get beaten by Amazon.

We can use social media – like every other wannabe.

Until the four ton elephant in the room, Facebook decides not to show your content. Or Google has another brain fart and de – index’s your website. Perhaps You tube decide that they don’t like your content.

You can’t get hold of decent sales staff, decent customer service people, tech people, web designers none want to deliver for you.

Which is why I do what I do – I am freelance sales and business admin guy, a grizzled but stupidly knowledgeable old fart. Someone who runs and has run businesses for most of my working life -nearly always self employed. The kind of dude who gets paid by results and nowt else.

I can be a a man Friday, a personal confident, help with sales and admin issues along with processes and e-commerce and business automation type stuff (been doing online since before Google so I know a bit about that. Bottom line, if you need to find new customers, retain existing customers, want ship more product and sell more stuff and improve cash flow. Then there is a pretty good chance I can help you.

Oh I also offer a no win no fee guarantee. Ballsy of me, eh! But it’s the truth. Bottom line, looking to get more out of what you have, then I know I can do that for you. Simple day rate, simply the result you need.

    Being stealthy. Doing things that others don’t expect, or doing the opposite of others is now a minimum requirement for success online and off.

    Making your business assets and your money work for you should be where you are at. That is why I do two things for my small business clients. Allowing you to build a napalm proof shell for walking down dark alleys in a grim part of town, is where you need to be. Guerilla Marketing – the things that you just don’t or won’t do, with a dollop of automation to make it easier and then the moneystuff – cos that is what we do it for.


    I am the grizzled old pro that helps you do just that. I’ve been online since before online was a thing, when Yahoo was bigger than BA. I ran Adwords before Google, and video when you were doin’ your GCSE’s


    Some small steps showing how I can help solve your problems are below.


    Contact form is at the end. Send me your details and tell me your biggest problem, we can speak on the phone, arrange to meet or do a zoom. See if I can show you the truth.

    NINE NINJA STEPS FOR SMALL BUSINESS

    1. Calm – everything you do needs be done a calm structured way, based on facts and evidence of what is working now.
    2. Focus – all your work needs to be focused on the business, not the ‘doing’ but the process of more leads, better profits – a ruthless streak.
    3. Understand what tools (weapons) we have and what we should use next.
    4. Be able to act before your competitors do, do something different to reach and build our business – if required bet stealthy and hidden from view.
    5. Definitely not doing the same as everyone else- that’d be mad.
    6. Be fast moving, quick to start and to stop anything that is not working, test everything.
    7. No mindless action – everything needs to be mindful. Do you know the difference?
    8. Be prepared, like a boy scout with the strike once, cool of a Cobra, Attenborough’s voice.
    9. We need to be more ninja but not a superhero – they are for the films.

    Ready to get some of this. Use the form below, give me some alternative times to get in touch. If you want a call today – forget it.

    Ninja’s don’t work like that. We do business on our terms and that is a lesson in itself.